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The grandfather replies that they give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet every night before he goes to bed and he sleeps like a baby.

The man thinks it strange giving an old man Viagra so he finds his grandfather’s nurse to ask why.

“The hot chocolate makes him sleepy,” replies the nurse, “and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed.”

An old lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a super strong Viagra pill, but warns her it’s still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she goes back to see the doctor.

She says, ‘Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn’t five minutes and he jumps up, throws all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.’

The doctor says, ‘I’m so sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.’
‘No . . . that’s okay.” Replied the old lady, “We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.’

He also sell noses at ebay sometimes it sells, sometimes it doesn’t. His business not going well nowadays because of economy crisis, there are also too much Chinese nose sellers on ebay. We wish him best luck with his business.

Look what we’ve got :

New genuine and cool big one nose ! Now I’m a big gun ! GURU !

Crap, we also need toilet …

Here is a fast comparison between Susan Boyle and Mrs. dude. :

They both are pink .